Intensive research with a hand-picked focus group (the other half) has shown that the catastrophic decline in quality that started in 2006 has shown signs of continuing into 2007. At least I'm consistent. These entries probably seemed weak at the time, but compared to the barrel-scraping that's going on at the moment should now come across as comedy gems.

Well, I can hope, can't I?

Oysters on the half shell

Disgruntled On the Trains

• Tannoy Dreams
• A Little Less Conversation
• Gentlemen, Air your Balls
• Choices, choices
• How Not to Queue Barge
• Maths Test

Disgruntled On the Streets

• Two Wheels Worse
• If you Don't Like the Way I Drive..
• Zebra Cross
• Oot Ma Way!

Disgruntled On my Bike

• One Down, Several Million to Go
• Rest in Pieces
• Where'd it Go?
• The Urban Cyclist's Checklist
• Wakey Wakey
• How to Drive Like A Londoner

Disgruntled Underground

• The Discreet Charms of Mill Hill East
• Santa's little Hindrance
• Hooray Hooray, the First of May
• A Cruel Trick to Play
• Passport to Pimlico

Disgruntled Commuter's little book of urban Etiquette

• How to Wear a Scarf
• Because Them's the Rules
• How Mobile Phones Work
• Golfing for Cats
• What Not to Wear
• Your Friday Etiquette Quiz

Disgruntled Commuter goes large

• So why aren't All Americans the Size of Whales?
• I'm Sorry, we Havant A Clue
• Relax you're Two Tents
• What a Way to Run a Railway
• Vos Papiers S'il Vous Plait

Disgruntled Commuter's Advice to Tourists

• Lane Discipline
• A Public Service Announcement
• Snap a Londoner

Random

• Rubber Ducky, You're the One
• Dazed and Confused
• Flood Defences
• Now Look Here
• Pointless Exercise